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Wednesday, April 1, 2009

My entry to the class notes for my high school

I have reentered the world of dating - at 38 - which isn't a pretty sight. My little sister has implored me to stop screaming "GIVE ME A BABY!" or "PUT A BABY IN ME!" as that doesn't seem to be a good start to a first date. Internet dating is a wild ride - I've had a tattooed man tell me that I'm too heavily tattooed - and am thus, no longer attractive/acceptable/soft/sensual. I had one guy take off all his clothes while I was visiting the bathroom. I came out to find him sitting naked on my couch. WOW! I've run into all manner of crazy people with crazy ideas about how the world should be. It is scary and exhilarating and terrible - and I don't recommend it AT ALL. I'm still working for XXX, and loving it. I have a new roommate who is an ex-con and have discovered that a lot of housework/cooking/yard work can be accomplished when one is under house arrest. It's like having a really great husband without any of the emotional responsibility. Amy R. and I are back in touch via FaceBook (Yeah! I missed Amy so much!) and have discovered that both of our dogs are trained to eat off forks.